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Aye son....

this website might've been the greatest site i've ever randomly scrolled upon...

check it out.. click the above link. self-explanitory.

On REPEAT....

TEAIRRA MARI ft. SOULJABOI TELLEM & GUCCI MANE- SPONSOR

ohhh maaaa gaaaahh.... i friggin LOVE this SONG... i mean... LOVE this jurnt!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA!!!

TOOODAY IS MY BFF DIANA'S BDAY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY D!

....im like uber stoked to have u in my life.. you are truly a great friend and i know you'll always have my back!! Anything u ever need.. u know ur Nelly got u!! LOVE YOU!!!

HAPPY BDAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

& YO!

DC: COME FUCK WIT US 2NITE @ dISTRICT LOUNGE!!!!!!!!!

HIT UP DIANA WITH THOSE BDAY WISHES AT TWITTER.COM/DIANALINDA

My latest, GREATEST... me.

I shot recently with Siobahn Philemon for Stevie Boi Shades....

u liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike?????????!!!!!!!!!!

Check out more on Stevie Boi & SB Shades at www.stevieboi.com

in my City...

We likes to Party! ...we dont cause trouble.. we dont bother no body!!!

.....here are a few pics of me being the Socialite that I am ;) out & about...

ever in DC?? ....hit me up. i'll tell you where u need be!!

;D

lata...

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!!

You know... i love this holiday.. i love the Irish Culture.. and Irish MEN are SOOOO effinnn Sexxayyy! (in my fat bastard voice)

& i say that to say this... Collin Farrell, u rock. *cheers*

Whoo!! i'd love to pinch that ass for lack of green... ;)p

Ouu baby u want me??!

YERRROOPP!!

So.. i have been completely neglecting this blog.. im sure googlers are searching and have fallen very dissapointed with my lack of communication with u. I totally said i wouldnt shy away.. gahhh!! my bad... anywhoot... its 2010 bitches!! My last post was in September and yeaaaa alot has happened since then.. i declare! Let's see... well, i turned 24 in November!

for starters...

[had a lovely bday dinner @ PS7's in DC!!]

had to do the lil wine & dine thing... u kno.. lol

[Followed by a KicK Ass Party @ Lux Lounge and @DianaLinda took me to see Evidence & Dilated Peoples in Concert!]

.....that was in November.. Christmas came & went... New Years Eve rocked...

I hit up LOVE Nightclub to bring in the New Year w/ @ShalyndaJ @CharliTwinkle & Crew...

clearly had a blast.... too many pics to upload.

SWANKD OUT!

lata....

Bigga Draws had the baby!!!

If your familiar with my posts... which most of you arent because I havent made this blog public... anywhoot, I posted a while back something titled "Bigga Draws"... questioning pregnant women and their panties. Pregnant women panties and the baby daddy's that hate them or love them... well, the friend of mines whose boyfriend named her "Bigga Draws" (in my best jamaican accent) has given birth to the most beautiful girl in the world! (My homegirl isnt quite big in the draws anymore either, i know some of you were wondering)

Introducing the life of my neice, Emani.

& I am soooo in love with her!! Baby model in the making..... i think so!

Where MY Rang At?!!

Last night at the VMA's Beyonce changed my lifeee! That woman has got to be one of thee most innovative performers, & individuals I have ever seen. One would dream the opportunity to meet such an intelligent, classy, gifed, & strong black women. She has reassured her position on my "Most Inspirational" list... right behind KLS of course. ;)

Here is her VMA performance... just incase you missed it:

Beyoncé - New Music - More Music Videos

Shared via AddThis

...Now where my RanG At??!?! ....lol

Socialnomics...

So its been hella long since i've sat down to tell you the daily kids... and i am so sorry for leaving you be! But u realize my last twe... see, i was about to take it there all ready.. lol..

K, my last POST was in regards to this new social network called Twitter... where u tweet! haha... and by now i dont have to explain any further im sure.. im sure your on twitter too. If not.... let's get hip shall we...

so im the meantime... follow me.

im sorry... i also meant to introduce to your the changing of our times. We are in a state of Socialnomics and i believe there is no turning back for us now. Am i happy about it? ..well, i dont own an Ipod.. Iphone ..IMac.. IBook.. or any of those gidget gadgets that make the world a more confusing place. Big ups to the 70th anniversary of the WalkMan! that just past earlier this year.... lol.. but see, we are all into this internet, these phones, these ways of social networking... started with for information, then for games, then for pleasure, now for companies, now for productions.. now for meetings and conference calls.. the internet and this social way of living is what makes the world go round...

looks like the energizer bunny's guna need a new gig... lls. Enjoy!

Twitterrrrrrrrr Innnggggg.....

LIVE NOW!!

http://www.twitter.com/ChanelleSimone


this Twitter Nation is insane and growing in numbers by the day... i love it... just might cheat on you with them.... sheeshhhh and i promised to be faithful!!

Practice Makes Perfect.....

Random advice....

Aspiring models,

Now as u all know, im NObody's supermodel. In the same boat as you in regards to trying to find my place. However, trying to find my gift is something that im definitely not struggling with anymore. So, here are some tips to help get and/or keep you on your toes. When u have time, search through the pages of "W" magazine, Harper's Bazaar, Vogue (especially) & use what u see in those tearsheets to practice your craft. I used to tear these pages and post them around my mirror... then one by one id stare and mimic until I became comfortable posing as such without having to refer to the photo. This builds range and it keeps you hip on what the industry is up to these days. We are far from the days of posing hand on hip. lol.... Anywhoo.. thats it and thats all... keep practicing.. stretch!! Yoga is on the one for the body as well...

;)

love all,

CS

Looking for a Companion?!

....now im NO PETA member... but i do believe that we as the humans are responsible for promoting the importance that we are responsible for the health and the welfare of our domestic animals. If u see a homeless dog or cat out and about... please call ur local animal control so that they may come and pick it up. Most of the animals rescued and rehabilitated and then adopted out into forever homes! We are the world, we are the children... we are the ones to make a better place so lets start givinggg... lol. ADOPT A PET!!

Metro Moments....with Chanelle Simone.

One thing I can not stand are those Notorious Cell Phone SCREAMERS!
Dude... if the person on the other end cant hear you.. hang up and text them. Please dont scream at them on your cell while you are in public... quiet public places..lol. Im one of those, "Shhhhhhhh!!!" people.. and i'll glady shush u. However, on this day... i could do nothing but laugh. If it werent for the side ponytail twist... glazed baby hair and barettes (sp?)... i would have glady shushed her.... this is too funny...






well, it was funny to me.... randomonium... gotta love it!

Do inquiring minds want to know?

Check out my latest interview over at A Slum Blog Millionaire!!:

http://aslumblogmillionaire.blogspot.com/2009/03/whos-that-peeking-in-my-windowww.html




brought to you by DJ VIC MASE....
thanx!

Swagger Defined: The Fonzworth Bentley Edition

Sup.... dont, mind if i do?... thanks.

I feel like many young men and women of the DMV should take a quick second to acknowledge this blessing. I get so irritated at guys that feel like money is the root of all this swagged out! Well its really not... your swagger is defined by your intelligence and your attention to detail within everything you do, say, wear, eat, or rock! You can be dead broke but still have a mean swag if your game is right... Fonzworth Bentley, musician, mogul, author, and now host of From G's to Gent's wrote this manual on advancing your swagger about a year or two ago. I copped it for my loved ones.. cuz trust its not just for men. It's for any being capable of maintaining a mean swag. My even bigger irritation are the many ladies of my generation whom are addicted to buying the latest designer ish on Ebay and flaunting this "independant woman" aka im "im ballin cuz i got my own" status... when all the while, many of these little girls still live at home, are driving a car the parentals bought, poppin bottles with your whole check, addicted to taking club pics and nxt thing you know ur a model??... child please, please ADVANCE YOUR SWAGGER. You guys are sooo confused... let thyne knowledge set u free!!

Check it out and help the nearest brother (or sista) near you!!

“My manners were the first ingredient that set me apart from my peers,” notes the suave and stylish Fonzworth Bentley, Sean “Diddy” Combs’s former personal assistant and a celebrity in his own right.

Chuurch!!

No April's Fools here.... THE OBAMAS GO GLOBAL!

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